(00:00) Intro
(16:45) Round 1
(30:50) Round 2
(43:55) Round 3
(54:22) Round 4
(1:13:11) Round 5
(1:22:59) Honorable Mentions
(1:28:23) ‘The Kill Box’
Dana Beers and Captain Cons join the boys for a Simple Pleasures Draft. We get into how this is Cons & Dana’s first time doing content together, White Sox Dave’s battle with the velcro wall, our simplest pleasures in life, and more.
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Wearing new clothes and getting a fresh hair cut both feel great
Pretty cool to see Chucky doing content again
Week over week Chief puts the squeeze on WSD just like he did with Carl
Fresh clean sheets is the Jordan of the draft. Shouldn’t be allowed
Carl may have been a problem/very likely has a problem, but holy shit are these 3 melodramatic
Absolutely no one:
Chief: FLIRTIN
The first beer after a hard days of work sounds way better
To be fair to Dave if you didn’t see that contraption and think it was a flawed design your crazy
If I worked at Barstool, one of my simple pleasures would be getting under WSD’s skin.
Keep Dave away from the shallow end of the pool
27:25 so Dana just going to concerts and not drinking a zillion beers? Driving home?!
This is a Top 3 draft right here. Probably the hardest vote I’ve had to cast in the history of the draft.
Someone better take one wipe poops
Dave is the dumbest person in the world and has no idea that he is the dumbest person in the world
being right is a fantastic pick.. but sometimes being right against your wife is still a loss. @captaincons please back me up. sometimes you just take the L even though you both know….
Ya know Big Cat always says WSD is the most unintentionally funny person, this proves it lol
didn't PMT do a Mt Rushmore of best pisses?
Bases clearing booger
Whitesoxdave is hands down one of the top three funniest people at barstool sports
What's WSD's favorite sucker?
Dum dum
Zero Blog Thirty gets 0-30 views an episode for a reason. Gr00mer Chaps, Charity Case Kate, and this other guy are dipshit clown scumbags. Cut the anchor. Dana King of the BJ's kicks ass though.
Wonder if Eddie cares about his health?
WSD leading with the crown of the helmet
I've never seen someone so incapable of laughing at himself more than Dave. He just doesn't realize he's making it worse by getting pissed at these funny moments. Truly magnificent.
Chief is a man of the people. Randall road is a nightmare during rush hour. But man, when you get a flow of green lights, it’s a beautiful thing. Loved Randall road on those days and to Dana’s credit, driving on that road with the windows Down was so nostalgic.
1:18:03 Cheif being so “smart” telling a lie. Imagine thinking Sm and Lg are the same volumes. Common Cheif L
Chief is such a pussy. "Ill do it at the next one." Ya sure you will fatty
How does Dana not take a shower beer.
Why does everyone coddle one of the biggest idiots that chooses to be in front of a camera daily? You are a moron WSD, embrace it and defend yourself years later as a millionaire. Just an absolute brain dead moron
Pick 1 should of been, “watching WSD fail at whatever he is attempting “
Why is Dave so lame now LOL
This draft was a dud
Chief laughing and knowing exactly what eddie was going to say before he even said it in response to WSD's 5th round pick 🤣😂
Lawn Mowers will never be the same. LOL WTF
This draft was so bad
WSD is so dumb he doesn't even realize him getting defensive and not owning it, make it 100x time funnier. Such an insecure, angry, little man lmao
Farting while naked is a simple little pleasure
Cons makes this unlistenable
Wonder what’s been going on with WSD behind the scenes. He’s been a mopey little baby the last 3 months or so. Miserable. Very annoying
Dana Bags
Havent listened to the whole thing but Dave won
Can’t be the only one who thought Dave’s joke at the end was a little much. Yikes
WSD is Charim soft